your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
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can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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