You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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