Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
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It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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