guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
this is an emotional support booty call
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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