they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
