Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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