Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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