is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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