when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
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But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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