I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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