she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
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