I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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