Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
