The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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