Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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