drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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