I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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