I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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