Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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