She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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