I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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