never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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