Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
There's always time for handjobs
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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