fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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