Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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