Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
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just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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