Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
23 Parents Gave Awful Advice about “The Birds and the Bees”
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
These 19 Deaths Are Ironically Hilarious
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.