After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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