a bad idea.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Dating After Heartbreak
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix