So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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