It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm