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  Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK

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• (904): View more from Florida

  HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed

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