Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(773): View more from Illinois

If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?

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(876): View more from Jamaica

you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom

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(734): View more from Michigan

she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story

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(205): View more from Alabama

I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"

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(303): View more from Colorado

im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working

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(310): View more from California

you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity

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(636): View more from Missouri

Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor

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(310): View more from California

So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.

(615): View more from Tennessee

Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?

(310): View more from California

Um. We had sex on a washing machine.

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