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• (661): View more from California

  Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed

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• (650): View more from California

  I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day

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  I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  That jawline could fucking have its way with me.

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