Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?