belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.