so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.