just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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