O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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