you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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