I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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