dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
My vagina just recognized that song.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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