you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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