Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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