She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Randomize
