what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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