One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
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I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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