I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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