yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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