So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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