you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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