i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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