Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
As shirtless as possible
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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