They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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