okay pat passed out under dana's car
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Are my feet made of real feet?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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