If that was your dad, he is hot
it was like his penis was on wheels.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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