So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
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It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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