so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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