Duck Duck Cougar?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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