I need help removing her.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
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as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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