doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
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