dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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