i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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