it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
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YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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