I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
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Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
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You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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